wahh...tmr is the tournament! WE WILL WIN
THE WAR! ahh wadever larh. tmr is v.day.
sian. spent like close to 20 bucks or more than
buying presents for only 5 person...haha...
im gonna tell you wad i buy for them. i can
say, i mafe cookies for pei qi, SMTH for
ariel, SMTH for josephine, SMTH for pei shi,
SMTH for veron and SMTH for yeejin...ok lame
but they are all different SMTHs haha...
sorry for those i nv get anything for...i on
a tight budget...wahaha..sorry...and now i owe
dixon 20 cookies cos he won hua yi and yuan ching
in the tournament with set score 3-0. haha. pro.

to day swimming so bull lorh. changed a coach
for one lesson and the bloody coach wasted our time
like hell. keep on teaching us things we already learnt
and when we tell him he didnt even care. wadever.
me yanyi and shuhui spent the lesson cursing him..
wahaha...ok i noe im mean. and pei qi will go support me tmr!
jennings! you better keep quiet bout me eating those things!
later she decapitate me arh..haha shhhh!!!

then after school got training...i trained with jennings
and she kept complaining that she's tired.
so i said. if we thrash jun hao and kam seng, then
she can go home immediately. and wow.
motivation really does alot...we really thrashed them 3-0.
wahaha...ok nvm. i trained with sherry and
it was damn fun..i hope i was singles. dun needa
care bout wrong court. then she kapt smacking me and i kept
serving weird balls she dunno how to catch.

then went home with sherry, jun hao and jie ren. wahh
jie ren made a dirty joke on the mrt. :

somebody went to the restaurant and saw a spoon and
a knife but no fork. so he went to the counter and said"
can i fork on my table?" and the person said " no
you cant FORK (F**K) on your table. everybody
wants to fork on their table.
and i rolled my eyes
then he went to i-forgot-where and ordered two piece.
then the person only gave him one piece so he went to
the counter and said" i want TO PISS (two piece)
on my plate." and the person said " no,
you cant PISS on ur plate, you do that in the toilet!"
but that person insisted " i want TO PISS on my plate!"
and me and jun hao was bursting with laughter and
sherry got no reaction. then he started again.
that person went to a hotel and he saw only one sheet
of blanket on the bed. so he went to reception and said "
i want TO SHIT (two sheets) on my bed" and the
person replied, alarmed" you cant shit on your bed!"
and me and jun hao dying with laughter already and
sherry STILL has no reaction. then later i realise why,
cos she didnt understand wad jie ren was saying.
and i guess she forgot she was in an mrt too. she went
very loudly" WAD SHIT ON THE PLATE, WAD PISS ON THE BED?"
ok for one thing, its supposed to be THE OTHER WAY round
and almost everyone turned to look at her. me and jun hao already laugh like
we cant stand straight. then i was begging sherry to
stop saying anything but she went on "WAD PISS ON THE BED?"
wahh sai, you bet that cracked me up...haha

--sinyee
WE WILL WIN THE WAR!!!=))